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1. My father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. - Spike Milligan 2. Dad is a big Pokemon Go player. Once, while folding clothes, he exclaimed "Alright, I caught all the laundrymon". 3. You have to be adaptable because they consistently keep changing.
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"I used to think I was in control of my life. Then I became a dad and realized my kids are the ones running the show." "I never knew how much patience I had until I became a dad. Now, I have the patience of a saint… most of the time." "Being a dad is like being a stand-up comedian.
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85. " [My father] has always provided me a safe place to land and a hard place from which to launch.". — Chelsea Clinton. 86. " [Fatherhood is] the greatest thing that could ever happen.
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1. "I would say that the hardest thing about being a parent is these goddamned kids." -Andy Richter 2. "You know what it's like having a fourth kid? Imagine you're drowning, then someone hands you a baby." -Jim Gaffigan 3. "A father carries pictures where his money used to be." -Steve Martin 4.
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Funny Quotes. 1. "I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later." —Mitch Hedberg. 2. "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This.
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He may not wear a cape but… "Dad is, and always will be, my living, breathing superhero." -Bindi Irwin, daughter of the late Steve Irwin . Crocodile hunter Steve Irwin was taken too young, but.
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Step aside, stand-up comedians, here comes funny dad quotes! It's time for the real jesters of the family to take the spotlight: our dear old dads.
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— Dave Attell. Dads are still our superheroes though—and they deserve a thoughtful gift on Father's Day. RD.com "I gave my father $100 and said, 'Buy yourself something that will make your.
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― Linda Poindexter "We never know the love of a parent till we become parents ourselves." ― Henry Ward Beecher "The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature." ― Prevost Abbe, "Manon.
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1. "I think back to the day I drove Michelle and a newborn Malia home from the hospital nearly 13 years ago—crawling along, miles under the speed limit, feeling the weight of my daughter's future.
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Quote #1 "I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof." Rodney Dangerfield Quote #2 "You can tell what was the best year of your father's life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out." Jerry Seinfeld Quote #3
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Dad: the one who always has your back, no matter what. A good father is worth more than gold. Dad: the legend whose love and wisdom lives on in his children. A father's love is the greatest legacy he can leave. Dad: the king of dad jokes and bad puns. Dad: the one who teaches us how to be strong, yet gentle.
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They are the best. Non-stop laughs (except when they're whining) and an endless source of meme fodder," he said. "For real, they are so much smarter, funnier, and generally more well-balanced than I will ever be." "A good dad does the best he can to improve things for his kids, his family, and the community.
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12. "My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, You're tearing up the grass. We're not raising grass, Dad would reply. We're raising boys.". - Harmon Killebrew. 13. "A father's words are like a thermostat that sets the temperature in the house.". - Paul Lewis.